Bad Elisa/transcript

The Transcript of Bad Elisa

Intro
(Audio Description) On a black background, the Lucky Kittens logo appears as the credits slide across. Then it says Lucky Kittens. The episode is called Bad Elisa

Elisa wants a PS4
(Audio Description) Inside, a black haired girl sits on a couch until a blonde haired girl comes in.

Elisa: Hey, Luna. Can you buy me this game called Crash Bandicoot 4? Cuz it's 20 bucks.

Luna: Ok, Elisa. Buy your game.

Elisa: Yes. PP, Luna. PP! PP, LUNA!! PP-

Luna: Elisa! Buy your game.

Elisa: Ok, ok. Oh. I have one more thing.

Luna: What is it?

Elisa: Crash Bandicoot 4 is only for the PS4 and all I have is a Xbox 1. So I was wondering if you could buy me a PS4 cuz it's 400 bucks.

Luna: 400 bucks? Eli, I don't have 400 bucks.

Elisa: WHAT?

Luna: Elisa, if you want a PS4, wait till Christmas.

Elisa: CHRISTMAS? But the PS5 will be out in time and I'm never gonna get the PS4.

Luna: Elisa, you're not getting a PS4.

Elisa: Well, what do you want me to do? Go steal a PS4?

Luna: Elisa, steal a PS4 and see what happens.

Elisa: Ok.

(Audio Description) Elisa runs out the house.

PS4 trouble
(Audio Description) At a shop called Asda, Elisa steals a Playstation 4 until a alarm blares. In the house, Luna waits for a long time.

Elisa: Boom, Luna. That's what I call a PPS4 cuz it's so... PP.

Luna: Elisa? You stole a PS4? Why would you do that?

Elisa: You told me to steal a PS4.

Luna: I did not tell you to steal a PS4!!

(Audio Description) Elisa and Luna both hear the doorbell ring. Then, Luna walks over and she sees Paris.

Luna: (screams) Paris! It's nice to be meeting you here. (chuckles nervously)

Paris: Luna. Bad News. Somebody stole a PS4.

Luna: PS4? What PS4? Nobody stole a PS4.

Paris: Well, I heard somebody stole a PS4, and that was Elisa. Our friend.

Luna: Elisa? She's not here anymore. She..uh..moved out. Yeah, moved out.

Elisa: